emily.UNDERstood

When my brother's in the shower...

 -waiting for brother to get out of the shower-
 -hears him singing-
me: will you quit singing?
brother: what?
me: QUIT SINGING. IT'S LAME
brother: WOMAN
brother: WHEN I'M IN THE SHOWER, TWO THINGS GET TO BE FREE
brother: MY BALLS
brother: AND MY SOUL

When you get a better grade than the really smart kid:

sodamnrelatable:

They’re like:

You’re like:

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meme4u:

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collegehumor:

Ghetto Cheetos Car

Is it considered ridin’ dirty if you’ve got Cheetos dust all over your fingers?

love-me-alwayss:

Warning: this blog will give you a laugh-attack.

lolomg. why

collegehumor:

Jafar, Jaclose

Jacorny.

collegehumor:

15 Pictures of Athletes Making Silly Faces

The Olympic opening ceremonies are tonight. It’s time to watch the fastest, strongest, fittest people from around the world throw things and themselves as far as they can. And sometimes when you’re really pushing yourself, you’ll wind up contorting your face into a terrifying bug-eyed, loose-lipped, puffed-cheek horror straight out of a child’s nightmare. Here’s 15 pictures of athletes that are stronger than you’ll ever be, looking stupider than you’ll ever look.

SOOOOO DEAD!!! LMFAOOO

m-unchkin:

HOLY FUCK WHAT